If you’ve ever thought, “I love the fresh scent of pine, but ‘fresh balm’ doesn’t really express my identity as a thirsty gay,” or if you want to bottle your own fragrance, “Eau de dressing room.” Or maybe you posted on social media asking “When will Sniffies and Bath and Body Works collaborate?” Then your prayers have been answered.
Sports betting company BetUS has released a candle that not only looks like a sexy football player wearing a jockstrap, but also smells like it.
It’s not just a straight-up locker room (which may comfort some but will undoubtedly disappoint others). The main note is yes, sweat, but the candle also features a blend of wood, citrus, orange blossom, green lavender, and amber.
Even if you don’t light it, it’s an excellent piece of home decor.
The sculpture is supposedly modeled after the NFL’s “sexiest jockstrap,” Miami Dolphins wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. “What about those dolphins?” In reality.
The candle is available in two colors, blue or brown, costs $50 plus shipping, and is available for purchase here.
