What a week that has exceeded even my wildest and wildest expectations. Honestly, I don’t want it to end.
Sometimes, you get to Friday and feel so happy. You just need it to be over. Well, that is 99% of the time. But not today. Not this Friday. Not this week.
This week has been absolute timing. We may never have an experience like it again. Donald Trump’s survey of Democrats on Tuesday literally broke them. It’s amazing. The ramifications of Trump’s second term have been staggering.
CNN is broken and hanging by a thread. Rachel Maddow is lost. There’s something called the 4B movement going on right now on TikTok where angry liberal women are abstaining from sex for the foreseeable future. Another liberal Twitter hack doubled down this morning and called Trump Hitler.
A disheveled Kathy Griffin appeared this morning with a four-minute video filled with some of the hottest shots you’ll ever hear. Michael Cohen is trying to flee the country, but the Internet keeps putting turkeys on his head (you’ll see).
It’s amazing. The #content was flowing so fast and furious, I couldn’t keep up. And just when I think it will slow down and I’ll be able to get back to sports, BAM – another network TV meltdown. What a week.
On that note, welcome to Friday Nightcaps – the party where we honor great military veterans with the Hooters girls.
What’s next? AT&T Lily needed a break After the country looked more like Verizon’s map on Tuesday, the best of the rest of a big week of #content (as if there was enough time in the day to get it all in), the NFL was rigged once again Last night, what about Tulane’s new women’s basketball coach?
It’s all in Kamala Harris! Still. respect.
Collect Harvey Wallbangers to celebrate National Harvey Wallbangers Day, and grab a “hat” this weekend!
Talk about banging heads against walls!
Have you ever heard of Harvey Wallbanger? I suppose so, right? If not… Google tells me it’s a fruity and spirity cocktail made with 3 parts vodka, 1 part Galliano, and 6 parts orange juice.
I don’t want to get into the backstory too much because it’s Friday and we have places to be, but just know that it involves a surfer, a bartender, and a whole bunch of screwdrivers.
There was also a cartoon character created at the time called Harvey Wallbanger with the tagline, “Harvey Wallbanger is the name, I can be made.” And get this! Harvey received the largest number of write-in votes ever in the 1972 presidential election, which was eventually won by Richard Nixon.
And if you thought Tuesday was a landslide for Trump, go back and check the results from 1972.
Well, whew. What a history lesson! Anyway, here’s a very defeated AT&T Lily announcing that she’s leaving Instagram for a while after the country looked more like a Verizon map this week:
What a week of #content
sad. I will miss AT&T Lily. You’ve been giving us an impressive array of content since last spring, but all good things must come to an end. oh well. You will come back. I know she will. One day.
Well, let’s move on because if AT&T Lily isn’t with us, we don’t need her! We have plenty of other things to keep us busy at the moment, like the greatest Internet content week in history. I’m serious.
Turbulent events, panic, and infighting at CNN… it’s been Twitter Hall of Fame week for Elon. We will tell our children about it one day.
Let’s pick a couple of winners as we head into the weekend:
(This pass cut me deep because I gave Dionate Johnson over 17.5 yards yesterday and that pass was going to hit it. I will never bet on him again. Loser.)
Tulane, the Hooters and another banner night for the NFL
Couple things…
1. I could watch a Michael Cohen video all day. In fact, I have. It’s funny every time. every time.
2. I see that things are going well at CNN.
3. The NFL is rigged, isn’t it? Like, at this point, it’s hard for me to argue with that. This year’s penalties – or lack thereof – specifically on Thursday Night Football, have been so crazy as to be ridiculous.
We finally got a good TNF match, and it was once again marred by controversy because a) the officials messed up a face mask (again!) and b) Mike Gesicki got assaulted in the fourth and literally no one said anything. I have never seen such blatant defensive control in my life.
It’s disgusting. Forget dismantling the deep state, let’s start reforming the referees in the NFL, Trump! Make referees invisible again!
Well, a few quick steps as we quickly dispatch this bad boy on a big weekend. Firstly? Let’s check in on Tulane’s new women’s basketball coach, Ashley Langford!
cheerful. I also do not understand? I mean, if Kamala wins, I’ll be upset, but I’ll definitely understand. Lord knows I’ve been doing victory laps all week.
But she lost.. Does Ashley know that she lost? Serious question. What did Prime say?
Look good, feel good, feel good, play well, play well, they pay well, they pay well, live well, live well, thank God 4 everything!
Tulane lost.
Note: If you’re ever in the NOLA area, there’s a great public golf course just outside of town with Tulane in the background as you turn. He’s sick.
Finally, on our way out, let’s all remember that we have Veterans Day next Monday. Let’s show them the respect they deserve, and let’s start now.
Have a great weekend everyone. And God bless the United States.
OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column that runs Monday through Friday at 4pm (almost, we’re not robots).
Are you tired of winning yet? Be honest. Email me at Zach.Dean@OutKick.com.
